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Can you really put a price on a year of postsecondary education? I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are. And our clever friends at ScholarshipsCanada.com value that year at up to $7500.
“Nargles! How am I gonna pay for that?” you ask.
“With money!” we reply.
“What money?!” you ask, turning your pockets inside out like the guy on the Monopoly board.
“Looks like you’d better opt in to the latest prize on Canada’s Luckiest Student,” we suggest, patting you on the back totally platonically. “It’s free tuition for a year from ScholarshipsCanada.com.”
Your jaw drops in disbelief. “Wait - on TOP of all those other prizes?” you stammer.
“You betcha,” we assure you, making confident yet non-intimidating eye contact. “Now let us give you a ride to your CLS dash, where you can opt in to the prize.”
You hop on the back of our scooter and we scoot off into the sunset, where … okay how are you still reading this? Do you want the prize or do you want to read more of my SLN fan fiction? Go opt in already!
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